It's CR1NGE o'clock somewhere

Posted by WEBMASTER CR1NGECHURL

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Cr1nge moment imminent

thigs that i WANT to do for the site

  1. set up squirrel mail? or other email
  2. lift sentences from wikipedia for knowledge knorner
  3. add Realm of Sandler to headers. Develop the Realm in general. Familyname, family background, filmography, fun facts etc.
  4. figure out how to make blinking/flashing text (IMPORTANT)
  5. add more pages in a chain for the coolGuyClub
  6. add title attributes to the images
  7. make header Cr1nge.com to be a link to the home page
  8. reassure guests that the links are safe. Trust them!
  9. get sounds working in the sandlerZ0ne
  10. add the rest of the sounds into the rotation
  11. play site music on each page
  12. fix sound on links not playing full lenght. Verify all pages exhibit desired behavior
  13. get background-audio-files to work on all pages
  14. make guest book with ips... attempted to order pizza ... ____ wanted to dox themself
  15. work on site navigability i.e. we can navigate throughout the site using just links on pages
  16. check whats up with the favicon not seeming to work
  17. make it so that the header has a small chance of slowly growing or shrinking or the body text doing this
  18. add random pipes dropping, bottles breaking, windows noises, clown honks etc.
  19. fix music. i think only 1/3 of the files is working. also make music files smaller to assist load times?
  20. add helpful links to other similar (or disimilar) sites
  21. request location of users (important)
  22. Don't dox our precious users ;) (why would we?)
  23. remind users that cr1nge.com is safe to use, reliable and fun for the whole family! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ (important)
  24. add a music zone?
  25. fix the fact taht there is no footer on the puizzles page
  26. fart
  27. epic
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